13. Mark Darcy vs. Daniel Cleaver (x2) in ... Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

The Setup: Warring Englishmen Mark and Daniel (played by Colin Firth and Hugh Grant) both vying for the heart of dear Bridget get into not one but two scuffles so ridiculous and embarrassing they would be more at home in a Three Stooges film.

The Weird: Akin to the members of the Brady Bunch partaking in a duel to the death with wiffle bats, the two loser-bruisers proceed to kick, pull hair and wrestle in glorious cat fight spirit.

WTFness Factor: 4

12. Austin Powers vs. Random Task in … International Man of Mystery

The Setup: Enjoying a romantic and cleverly naked honeymoon with his new shagadelic wife, Austin Powers is targeted by a ruthless and highly skilled assassin…

The Weird: If we though using an umbrella in a fight was odd, try fraying with a shoe and penis pump.

WTFness Factor: 5

11. Jason vs. Julius Gaw in ... Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

The Setup: Amateur boxer Julius Gaw takes on masked psycho killer Jason Voorhees after he hitches a ride to the Big Apple. Fisticuffs are the name of the game as Gaw goes for the ultimate KO.

The Weird: Encapsulating the height of awfulness, only a film like this would conclude the fight with young Gaw having his head punched clean off, tumbling from the rooftop and landing in a dumpster. You can tell Jason is a tourist because New Yorkers never pick up their garbage.

WTFness Factor: 5

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